Tuesday, July 26, 2011

When I'm bored I blend

The secret to getting veg into people is soup, and the secret to getting fruit is the freezer. This is an alternative to the frozen banana.

Half a melon (or a box of the cubed kind)

1 cup yogurt (whole, low fat or non, they all work)

1/2 bag frozen raspberries (cheaper than fresh)

a couple of dashes of honey.

a blender

ice pop molds

First puree raspberry with a little honey, set aside.

Puree down the melon with the yogurt, (you can add some milk to get the machine going) add a little honey if its not sweet enough

Starting with the melon mixture layer the ice pops with melon and raspberry, Take a skewer and run up and down the sides for the swirl look.

They should be frozen in around 5 hours.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Frozen Strawberry lemonade for lazy summer days

The juice of 4 lemons

1 bag of frozen strawberries

1/4 of sugar or honey, to taste

a blender

Add the frozen berrys, the sugar, and the lemon juice to the blender, start it up, Stream in enough water to get things moving. This will create a great thick product, lovable and easy.

You can also make this with frozen blueberries or mangoes.


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Random zombie thoughts #1

(Felt like I needed an outlet for them.)

Instead of having the tooth fairy give coins or cash, what about books? She would need to have a secret stash somewhere, but making rewards reading, that sounds about right.

Monday, July 11, 2011

The ABCs of Desserts

I thought I'd run through some of my favorites, eventually there should be recipes for all of them,

Apple Pie the pan's the thing

Banana Bread, for when they're old, cause you'd feel guilty

Carrot Cake for the modern world

Day old Donuts meet Bread Pudding

Easter Bread for Zombies, warning you need to own a fancy mixer

Fig Free Form Pie

Ginger Snaps

Honey these are Great Chocolate Chip Cookies

Ice Cream Soda Zombies Worship

Jello Mold

Key Lime Pie

Like a lotta a lime cheesecake

Monkey Bread Bread Pudding

Nutz about Brownies

Oh my it is better than sex cake

Pavlova meets zombie

Quick no bake strawberry pie

She's so pretty and easy Raspberry cake

She brings out the California Coffees in me

Trifle, meatless recipe

Ultra Dark and flavorless (flourless)


Who cares dump that in as well

X-rated version of BTSC

Yay Blueberries are in Season

Zucchini Bread

Super Salad - to give zombies super powers

What is a super salad?

All veg, no frills, but still yum. It's different for different zombies of course. This is mine, and through some sort of text messaging with the gods, my farm box this week created this salad for me.

Super Salad

2 zucchini, chopped

2 ears of corn, boiled, cooled, removed from husks (slice off)

1 mid sized cucumber, peeled, chopped

2 cubes frozen chopped basil

juice of two lemons

olive oil to taste

lots of freshly cracked pepper, (secret power to the super salad)

some salt

Prep time 15 minutes.

Ok first things first, to boil corn you stick in a pot large enough to hold the corn (break them in half if needed) cover them with water, salt the water and bring to a boil. Once boiling take off the heat and let sit around 8 minutes, they should be done  I often do this with left over corn from a summer bbq party.

Frozen basil is available at grocery stores, including TJ's of course.

You can be adventurous and use raw corn, wash very thoroughly if you are, organic or not raw corn needs to be really clean.